Regarding the question (see full profile) of well-escapage with the tools provided (goat + slinky):
Way #1 - Unfortunately I can't kill the goat, as I'm a vegan, but assuming I was able to outlast the goat and it died of natural causes, and assuming the slinky was metal, I would break off a sharp piece of the slinky, gut the goat, build a ladder out of tendons and bones, and climb out.
Way #2 - The goat being no use at all when alive, I would ignore the goat, break the (assuming) metal slinky into four pieces, put the pieces over my hands and feet, and (assuming a well width conducive to this method) climb up the well spread-eagle style, using the slinky bits as crampon-like traction-giving devices.
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Brilliant! I like option 2. This is also, of course, assuming a well narrow enough to climb out spread-eagle-style. :)
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